Dog Valentine Dress

Just when you thought a Christmas sweater was the worst thing you make your dog wear. It’s a doggy pink Valentine dress.

Jellyfish Aquarium

For the person who has everything. Here’s a creepy aquarium full of jellyfish.

Squirrel Butt and Head Tree Decoration

squirrel butt and head gag gift

Know someone who goes crazy with squirrels in their yard? This squirrel head and butt set will bring them loads of fun.

Fur Kitty Cat – Just Like the Real Thing (sort of)

fake cat the purrs

Don’t let allergies or no-pets clauses stop you – This lifelike purring cat moves it’s head and loves to be pet.

Unicorn Horn for Cats

inflatable unicorn horn hat for cat

Make your cat’s dreams come true with this inflatable unicorn horn hat. Get one for yourself too.

Dog Elf Suit

Embarrass the heck out of your dog with this ridiculous elf suit.

Dog Christmas Sweater with Snowman

Give your pet some festive flair with this dog ugly Christmas sweater with a happy snowman motif.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Joke Book

Cat jokes, cat comics, and even a funny cat poster. Know a crazy cat lady? Get ‘er this!

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats Book

Quirky funny poems by cats. Sort of. It’s a hilarious tongue in cheek book of funny cat poetry.

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

We all know a crazy cat lady. She’ll find a friend in this funny gift: Crazy Cat Lady action figure comes with 6 cats. It’s a starter set.

Humping Dog USB

humping dog usb gag gift

Humping dog USB is the perfect office gift. This gag gift humping dog fits in your USB port and humps and humps and humps. There’s no memory attached to this ridiculous gift, but it sure is good for some laughs.

Fashion Cats (Book)

If you know a crazy cat lady – she needs this book. Then she’ll need some doll clothes so she can torment her own cat like this author did.